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Author - Robert Clark
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masturbation
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
humour
When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
health
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read....
I am completely opposed to the British National Party I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent....
delia smith
Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When....
humour
I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting....
humour
I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst....
humour
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
epigrams
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument....
sex
Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning....
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