Quotes by : Robert Clark

I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in....

I would say happy new year but it's not happy it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read....

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people....

I am completely opposed to the British National Party I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent....

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When....

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting....

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument....

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning....