Quotes by : Robert Clark

I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in....

I would say happy new year but it's not happy it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read....

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people....

I am completely opposed to the British National Party I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent....

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When....

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting....

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?