Quotes by : Robert Clark

I would say happy new year but it's not happy it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read....

The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people....

I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not women's pink bits are moist....

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When....

I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting....

I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst....

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument....

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning....