Quotes by : Robert Fulghum

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house....

Don't worry that children never listen to you worry that they are always watching you.

Wherever and however any one of us may be conceived, it is the same. We come into being in the arms of....

The Indian danced on alone. The crowd clapped up the beat. The Indian danced with a chair. The crowd....

The Sikh gave him the money. When Menon asked for his address so that he could repay the man, the Sikh....

Peace is not something you wish for, it is something you make, something you are, something you do, and....

We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible....

The pig was so earnest. So sincere. So very “there.” The pig brought gravity and mythic import to....

I know what I really want for Christmas.I want my childhood back.Nobody is going to give me that. I might....

It's not that I'm not grateful for all this attention. It's just that fame and fortune ought to add up....