Quotes by : Robert Fulghum

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house....

Don't worry that children never listen to you worry that they are always watching you.

Wherever and however any one of us may be conceived, it is the same. We come into being in the arms of....

Instructions For WayfarersThey will declare: Every journey has been taken.You shall respond: I have not....

Pardon me, but my father says that it is a lie that Americans have everything. You have no sheep, no....

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.....

Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has....

All I really need to know... I learned in kindergarten.

On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential....

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible....