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Author - Rodney Dangerfield
Quotes by : Rodney Dangerfield
marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Day
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know....
Fight
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still....
advice
You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!
humour
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Way
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
humor
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted....
Underwear
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
sports
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Way
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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