Quotes by : Russell Baker

After that [father's death] I never cried with any real conviction, nor expected much of anyone's God....

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete....

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work,....

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's....

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events....

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting....

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime and should....