Quotes by : S. L. Clemens

Modesty died when false modesty was born.

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.

It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

This poor little one-horse town.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and....