Quotes by : S. L. Clemens

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Modesty died when false modesty was born.

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.

It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

This poor little one-horse town.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and....