Quotes by : Sam Lipsyte

The Rough Beast snorted. “You don’t get it at all, buddy. It’s not about wrestling. It’s about....

So, yes, I should have just surrendered, cinched the entitled scion her little pouch of entitlements,....

You said you were having a dream.” “It’s true, I did.” “Was it the one where you’re inside....

Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It’s fucking spherical, Catamounts.....

I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much....

I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

They weren’t like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related....

Yes,” said Cooley. “That is the question, as the Bard might say.” “The Bard?” “What’s so....

How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff....