Quotes by : Sam Lipsyte

She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.

Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.

Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It’s fucking spherical, Catamounts.....

You think everyone will stay behind and do everything you did all over again, forever. You picture old....

I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much....

Oh, do you, Milo? You’re so selfish. You don’t see the bigger picture.” “What’s the bigger....

I was also one of those people who hadn’t caught up with the latest social networking site. Maura belonged....

Yes,” said Cooley. “That is the question, as the Bard might say.” “The Bard?” “What’s so....

How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff....