Quotes by : Sam Lipsyte

The Rough Beast snorted. “You don’t get it at all, buddy. It’s not about wrestling. It’s about....

So, yes, I should have just surrendered, cinched the entitled scion her little pouch of entitlements,....

Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It’s fucking spherical, Catamounts.....

I'm finding that the older I get, it's not that I learn new things, it's more like I find out how much....

Oh, do you, Milo? You’re so selfish. You don’t see the bigger picture.” “What’s the bigger....

They sought each other, missed each other, at cocktail parties, in train terminals, at flower shops,....

Why do you think posers pose? Because they want to be invited to the dominion of the real. And they know....

Yes,” said Cooley. “That is the question, as the Bard might say.” “The Bard?” “What’s so....

How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff....