Quotes by : Sam Lipsyte

The Rough Beast snorted. “You don’t get it at all, buddy. It’s not about wrestling. It’s about....

Fuck,” said Bernie. “Fuckwinky eyeballhead.” “No, Bernie. We don’t use those words.” “Which....

Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.

Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?It’s fucking spherical, Catamounts.....

I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

I was also one of those people who hadn’t caught up with the latest social networking site. Maura belonged....

It's hard to fuck your girlfriend when she's fucked up and you're not. It's harder than the skee-ball....

Yes,” said Cooley. “That is the question, as the Bard might say.” “The Bard?” “What’s so....

You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined....

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff....