Quotes by : Samantha Irby

I am a negative person by nature, and I typically shy away from anything that requires me to be having....

Maybe in life you get all kinds of soulmates. Multiple people who vibrate at the same level you do. I....

Real love feels less like a throbbing, pulsing animal begging for its freedom and beating against the....

It's so weird that adults in committed relationships have a problem with something so innocuous as flirting.....

But I was 22 when I started this job, and you know what? Sometimes it really is okay to just have a fucking....