Quotes by : Samuel L. Clemens

When angry count four when very angry swear.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he....

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a....