Quotes by : Seth Grahame-Smith

‎And when this intoxication has worn away... when every desire is fulfilled and every language learned-....

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.....

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead.

There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting....

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be....

It is a strange thing how quickly our bodies die. How fragile a force our presence is. In an instant....

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little....

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