Quotes by : Seth Grahame-Smith

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the....

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

These fools who haven't the slightest idea how to live the morals they espouse. These fools who proclaim....

It is a strange thing how quickly our bodies die. How fragile a force our presence is. In an instant....

How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!”“Spoken....

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more....

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon....

One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp