Quotes by : Spike Milligan

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.