Quotes by : Spike Milligan

Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.