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Author - Spike Milligan
Quotes by : Spike Milligan
death
(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".
Thursday
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have....
humour
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?
Try
When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something....
humour
...Roberts had joined the Royal Artillery in 1914 and since then had steadily risen to the rank of Gunner.....
Perfect
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
humour
Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate....
friend
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Five
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
friend
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
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