Quotes by : Stephan Pastis

You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once,....

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more....

Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on....

Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or....

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic....

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone....

I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was....

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.