Quotes by : Stephen Leacock

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Advertising - A judicious mixture of flattery and threats.

I'm a great believer in luck. I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

The best definition of humour I know is: humour may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities....

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

I'm a great believer in luck. I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money....

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.