Quotes by : Stephen Leacock

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and....

Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in....

I'm a great believer in luck. I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty....

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it....

I'm a great believer in luck. I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money....