Quotes by : Steve Carell

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as....

In my wildest dreams I never thought - well, I never thought I'd work.

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell,....

When someone is good, but it doesn't seem like their world will collapse if they don't get the part,....

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.....

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would....

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.