Quotes by : Steve Carell

Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing. My mom is the only one who....

I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely....

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell,....

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.....

Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would....

The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.....

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just....