Quotes by : Steve Harvey

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either....

I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.

I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter....

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text....

I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that,....

You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting....

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want....

I know that you and your girls have been told for years on end that you just don’t pass up any opportunities....

You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.