Quotes by : Steve Merrick

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the....

Economics. "Something humans invented and then lost control of, it isn't real, it's not like gravity....

Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it....

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more....

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.....

Look in Kego’s defense he was only Nine and a half when he took command of the ship and she had been....

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled....