Quotes by : Terry Pratchett

He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom.....

Someone has to do it. It's all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or....

But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of....

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

To tell you the truth, I'm something of an atheist.

You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.'I'd....

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM?"Yes! The sun would have risen just the same, yes?"NO"Oh,....

Fortune favours the brave, sir," said Carrot cheerfully."Good. Good. Pleased to hear it, captain. What....

... darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simplyits absence, and what was radiating from the book....

…We were born vampires.""I thought you became –""— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we....