Quotes by : Terry Pratchett

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

Rain don't fall on a with if she doesn't want it to, although personally I prefer to get wet and be thankful.""Thankful....

A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind's battered heart.

We're on a mission from Glod.

She was not an unkind woman, despite a lifetime of being gently dried out on the stove of education,....

Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged,....

There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's....

They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps....

Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time.

Is somethin' wrong?" said Daft Wullie."Aye!" snapped the kelda. "Rob willnae tak' a drink o' Special....