Quotes by : Terry Pratchett

He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays....

Right!""Right!""You can get there!""I can get there!""You're a natural at counting to two!""I'm a nat'ral....

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of....

Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for....

TO CHANGE THE FATE OF ONE INDIVIDUAL IS TO CHANGE THE WORLD.

Ankh-Morpork is a godless city--''I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship?' said Maladict.....

It didn't have a name. Animals don't normally bother with them.

Fortune favours the brave, sir," said Carrot cheerfully."Good. Good. Pleased to hear it, captain. What....

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking....