Quotes by : Thaddeus White

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

You can’t fight if you’re drunk,” she n

Have a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards....

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

Duncan yawned and scratched at a spot on his temple. “According to my reckoning, you shall be punished....

A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.

Have a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards....