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Author - Tim Allen
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Compromise
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
Care
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Two
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Best
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of....
Dating
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station....
Friendship
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids....
Work
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with....
Women
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
Good
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make....
Wife
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same....
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