Quotes by : Tim Allen

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of....

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station....

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids....

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with....

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make....

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same....