Quotes by : Tim Dorsey

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Serge nodded. 'And I respect your opinion because you smoke marijuana. You're chemically biased against....

There was no Disney World then, just rows of orange trees. Millions of them. Stretching for miles And....

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

Do you think heaven's like that?Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep....

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the....

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without....

First, they set the hook with mind-bending kinky shit. Then a year later you're living in a Talking Heads....

An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying....

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.