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Author - Tim Heaton
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fat
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
race
If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.
mother in law
Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
unrequited love
I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
tolerance
I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.
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