Quotes by : Tim Heidecker

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious....

There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty.....

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring....

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side....