Quotes by : Todd Barry

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.....

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians.....

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try....

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.