Quotes by : Tom Conrad

I am not depressed; my life is just shit. As a consequence of my not being depressed, I am not like them.....

When people pose the question, are you “coxom”, Tom Conrad? I like to pose a question back at them:....

Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly....

The punter sweated on top of Marina, his lips all over her young body, his tongue slipping out from rows....

The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all....

I’d once again see that bob of blonde hair back on my pillow, that pink hot smile beaming toward me....

In life one of Midnight’s favourite movies had been It’s a Wonderful Life, a touching story where....

I'm a struggling writer, I'm struggling to convince people I'm a writer.

I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare....

For a more than miffed Midnight, fate was for emperors, fools and soppy lovers: - fate was the self-important....