Quotes by : Tracy Morgan

My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after....

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another....

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my....

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My....

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are....

I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad....