Quotes by : Tracy Morgan

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the....

I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel....

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could....

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My....

I want to show the world my humor.

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced....