Quotes by : Tyne O'Connell

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress

Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women....

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole....

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the....