Quotes by : Vonnie Davis

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?....

She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling." He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No,....

Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a....

Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme. "With one blue eye to rule the sky, An eye of brown controls....