Quotes by : Vonnie Davis

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?....

He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from....

She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling." He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No,....

She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected....

Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a....

She leaned her uninjured shoulder against his plump, furry behind and shoved while she bitched to herself,....

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?

Her breathing hitched and his all but seized in his lungs for the want of her, the taste of her, the....

In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme. "With one blue eye to rule the sky, An eye of brown controls....