Quotes by : W. Bruce Cameron

pg. 301--"Saturday the weather couldn't decide if it was ready to fully entertain winter or if we were....

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house....

When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known....

I don't think my father considered allowing a teenager to follow his dreams was necessarily good parenting,....

With my book 'How to Remodel a Man,' I was on 'Oprah,' 'Fox News,' 'The Early Show,' and 'Good Morning....

I have never been able to pay attention to anything for more than a few minutes - the stories in my head....

About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my....

Your neighbors will be envious of your 3D printer - and if they're not, just print new neighbors. Design....

This whole kissing process was turning out to be far more complicated and stressful than I'd thought....

I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive....