Quotes by : W. S. Gilbert

You must stir it and stump it and blow your own trumpet or trust me you haven't a chance.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.

I always voted at my party's call And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

Things are seldom what they seem Skim milk masquerades as cream.

And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts! His sisters and his cousins Whom he reckons up by....

Oh I am a cook and a captain bold And the mate of the Nancy brig And a bo'sun tight and a midshipmate....

As innocent as a new-laid egg.

My object all sublime I shall achieve in time - To let the punishment fit the crime.

Did nothing in particular And did it very well.

Darwinian Man though well-behaved At best is only a monkey shaved!