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Author - Wendy Liebman
Quotes by : Wendy Liebman
Women
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees....
Me
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was....
Smart
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart,....
fiction
I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.
professions
I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.
Blind
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
fathers
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And....
Doctor
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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