Quotes by : Wendy Morgan

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a....

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the....

A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't....

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for....

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when....

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down."