Quotes by : Wendy Morgan

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a....

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave....

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the....

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when....

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down."