Quotes by : Wendy Morgan

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave....

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.

As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when....

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down."