Quotes by : Wendy Morgan

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a....

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave....

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when....

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down."