Quotes by : Will Ferrell

I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I....

I hate when someone drives my car and resets all the radio presets. I don't understand it. If I was ever....

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher,....

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four....

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people....

My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being....

It'd be great to be in a position where you can make choices regardless of money. My tastes are always....

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the....

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt....

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family....