Quotes by : Yakov Smirnoff

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard....

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other....

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line....

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of....

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch....

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.....