I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but.... : Quote by Kris Kidd

“ I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice a month but it never seems light enough. I drink two and a half bottles of champagne every night but I never seem drunk enough. And I know I’m not high enough until someone grabs my face to check my vision to see if I’m still responsive— And even then, I’m thinking to myself that I should probably do one more line, you know, just to be safe. ”

Kris Kidd
  • From : I Can't Feel My Face
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