My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued.... : Quote by Douglas Stewart

“ My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head;Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on her tongue,And I could watch her for fifty years if nobody blundered along. ”

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