Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman....

“ Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard). ”

Peter Scott

From : There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage