Quotes Tagged With :alas

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.

Be careful that you do not misjudge or underestimate this man. He is more than he seems and less than....

Pudge/Colonel: "I am sorry that I have not talked to you before. I am not staying for graduation. I leave....

If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane.

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water,....

Do not judge a woman on her knees_you never know how tall she is when she stands!

But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more time....

Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this....

Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than....

Your goodness must have some edge to it -- else it is none.