Quotes Tagged With :balls

You are well aware that it is not numbers or strength that bring the victories in war. No, it is when....

How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my....

What I find predictable is crazy people's ability to predict that unpredictable people can be predicted....

Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.”....

…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with....

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn....

As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.

The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.

Eve hugged him and whispered in his ear, "Careful. I'm fatal." He needed to remember that warning.He....

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their....