Quotes Tagged With :balls

My dad used to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning and hit me ground balls and tell me, 'Don't be afraid....

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn....

Maybe the Americans should have brought baseballs instead of bombs.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.

Let us each take up our flaming torches and mount as the blazing fireballs of light that we are and let's....

My balls shrank in terror. I was convinced we were going to die.

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes....

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce....

Caine tried to roll to his feet, but something was jabbing him in the crouch. He shook off the stars....