Quotes Tagged With :bathroom

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.

THE DAY I ALMOST KILLED MYSELFIt was afternoon and the razorreflected the sky like like a mirror. The....

One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her....

I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were....

No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West.....

If you voted for a man who said "Grab em by the pussy," you have zero room to claim to protect anyone....

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the....

Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull....

What you don't sweat out when you're young will turn into tears when you're old.

In 1969 America put the man on the moon.In 2016 America put the man in the women's bathroom.