Quotes Tagged With :bathroom

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were....

If you voted for a man who said "Grab em by the pussy," you have zero room to claim to protect anyone....

What you don't sweat out when you're young will turn into tears when you're old.

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the....

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd....

Nobody likes the "A" word, but everyone ages. You can have an aging in place master suite that looks....

One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her....

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about....

THE DAY I ALMOST KILLED MYSELFIt was afternoon and the razorreflected the sky like like a mirror. The....