Quotes Tagged With :bathroom

What you don't sweat out when you're young will turn into tears when you're old.

To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to....

Nobody likes the "A" word, but everyone ages. You can have an aging in place master suite that looks....

Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull....

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd....

One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her....

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most....

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.

I could take a shower every day in my own bathroom. I almost didn’t know what to do with such luxury.....