Quotes Tagged With :beer

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue...

And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. One....

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like....

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few

Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally....

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding they just beat the living daylights out of....

With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the....