Quotes Tagged With :betty

You can be two things if you're a woman, Dolores. Betty Crocker or a floozy. Just remember your place....

If valleys are the dimples on the face of the earth, as Steven King once said, then Silicon Valley is....

You can have it all, just not all at the same time.

Betty's a good Muslim woman and wife. I don't imagine many other women might put up with the way I am.....

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.....

Dear God,’ she prayed, ‘let me be something every minute of every hour of my life.

I push my thigh against his. “Well, thank God.”“Thank God what?” he asks. His hand slowly rubs....

Nick leans down and kisses my eyelids. “Loving you, Zara, is a full-time job. It’s a great job, don’t....

Why should anyone raise an eyebrow because a latter-day Einstein’s wife expects her husband to put....

Did you ever see so many pee-wee hats, Carl?""They're beanies.""They call them pee-wees in Brooklyn.""But....