Quotes Tagged With :buffy

Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.

The mythology warped and twisted back along itself until Buffy Summers, the girl who once railed against....

Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It’s not like in the comics…I think you....

In my generation, there was a single girl given the strength and skill to fight the spread of darkness...but....

I second that. This is all so creepy. I feel like we are in some sort of strange movie, forget an episode....

Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch.....

I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in....

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak....