Quotes Tagged With :carlin

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.....

[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they....

Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought....

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Fuck the drug war. Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no....

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things....