Quotes Tagged With :comedian

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian.....

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Dick....

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing....

Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really....

Every night was improv.

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God....

My ship came in,then it sank!

Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope.