Quotes Tagged With :comedian

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me.....

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing....

The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Dick....

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no....

This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist....

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God....

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian.....

Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides....

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....