Quotes Tagged With :comedian

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing....

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides....

I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God....

If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they....

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me.....