Quotes Tagged With :comical

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG....

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case,....

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded....

Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.

There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining....

You dare quarrel with me Doerwyne?She wrinkled her nose. "It's not quarreling to express an opinion'""Women....