Quotes Tagged With :dating

Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an article once that said that when women have....

You’re repulsive, Mike.”“Huh?”“I said, you’re impulsive. Such a fun, impulsive guy.” When....

Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.

Never believe someone cares for you because of other people's reactions. Sometimes you have to drown....

Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.

All in all, the lunch date was fine. Like an opened can of soda in its second hour. If you were thirsty,....

He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia.

And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping....

... at thirty-two she had less dating experience than the average high school student.

It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love.