Quotes Tagged With :diaper

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies,....

If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children....

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily....

Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns....