Quotes Tagged With :diapers

If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children....

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies,....

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns....

Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.