Quotes Tagged With :diapers

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns....

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies,....

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children....