Quotes Tagged With :diapers

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies,....

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children....

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns....