Quotes Tagged With :drawer

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

It’s Ms. Hilda’s magic drawer! That’s where Ms. Hilda finds everything we need. Crayons, papers,....

I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare....

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing....

I hate people who collect things and classify things and give them names and then forget all about them.....

But the secrets of such a book are not perpetual. Once they are known, they become relegated to a lesser....