Quotes Tagged With :dude

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself.

An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.

He had touched her. Bare skin to bare skin. She needed a bleach wipe. She would absolutely use a bleach....

The car was some kind of Porsche and the door stood open and beckoning, like a gold embossed invitation....

Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?

Probably just as well. Maybe with all that testosterone walking out the door, the insane urge to hump....

Love is strange mutual agreement in which qualities of one person gets sopped up by another person.......

You should really go inside now,” he said.Her glazed, unfocused stare was starting to clear, and the....

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment....

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called....