Quotes Tagged With :dudes

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.....

Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment....

You’re a gambling man, right? Or do you only bet on frivolous things like poker and fucking women?

Orange is the New Black is a really boring porn.

Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties....

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called....

If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

It was the kind of mouth that should only be found on angels. Chick angels.